All restaurants should have steaks that look like America. Just imagine sitting down at a nice restaurant and ordering "The America... Medium". I get goosebumps looking at this hunk of meat wishing I could order it.
This is just downright funny! Our country is so food focused that I bet quite a few houses were sold because some fat asses thought "Free Pizza?? I mean, we do need a new house so why not?"
Hahahahahahahaha... I love the idea here, but toothpaste on a hot dog might be where I draw the line. No one wants to bite into a hot dog and be reminded of brushing their teeth. I can't knock the hustle, but even American themed toothpaste has no place on a hot dog.
Unfortunately Billy Bob pictured above is no longer with us. He suffered a heart attack after his attempt to eat the Sparkle Tower Burger, but he went down doing what he loved. Honestly, that's completely made up, but you gotta admit, that could have happened. This guy looks like the last guy that needs to be attempting a burger challenge. The poor guy is a sneeze away from having a stroke, but in 'MERICA we respect that!
I love cheese, but really? Come on now!
I'm going to close out this post with a picture of my wife in 80 years. Yes, that puts her at approximately 100-110 years old, but she will love bacon as much as me. Ok probably not as much as me, but my future wife won't be afraid of a little BLT like this.
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